It's been a while since I shared, but I'm still slugging away at trying to get the Babylon Bee to publish a headline from me. Their standards are understandably high, but mine aren't! So I'm going to share some of the creations I have submitted to the Bee that didn't make the cut:
-Fauci's New Book to Feature Six Different Versions of His Life Story
-Blue of Blue's Clues to Have Live Addadictomy on Nick Jr.
-New Amazon Program Loads Your Internet Onto Your Neighbor's Computer for Free. Introducing Amazon Free Loader
-Latest Friday the 13th Reboot Casts Jason as Good Guy, Only One Wearing a Mask
-Due to Rise of Onboard Fights, Boeing Unveils Octagon-Shaped 747
-Hoth Researchers Trying to Prevent Global Thawing
-Coyotes Now Smuggling Children and 2x4s From Mexico
-Eastern Orthodox Star Wars Fan Celebrates May 25th
-Bill Gates Announces End of Support for Marriage 1.0, Already Planning Version 2.0
-Man Wonders Why Subway Has a Tip Jar: "I Have to Stand There and Tell Them How to Make a Sandwich"
-New Edition of 1984 Adds Subtitle "Based on a True Story"
-Poll: 85% of People Receiving Government Checks Support More Government Checks
-BLM Starts New Fundraising Site: GoLootMe.com
-Wildebeests Wiped Out As Biden Accidentally Writes Executive Order Banning Gnus
-13 Justices? Court Packers Fudge Numbers
-Amnesty International Calls Out Biden Admin for Encouraging Illegals to Come to "Racist, Bigoted" US
-New House Committee, the HWAC, Poses the Question "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been White?"
-Biden Told To Only Call On Reporters White House Cartel Supplied With Wristbands
-Biden Press Conference to Be Held at Hall of Presidents, Will Speak After Lincoln
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